Happy birthday!
Our next link comes from Ethan N., and it's a doozy. Let me quote the actual story:After drinking with friends to celebrate his 21st birthday, a Penn State University student from Salisbury Township was arrested this morning after he allegedly held a one-man football practice at the Nittany Lions facilities then tried to walk away with the Alamo Bowl Trophy.
Not only did this kid run laps and tackle dummies while wearing nothing but his boxers, but he busted through a window and did some work in the weight room. Hey, he had to rid his body of the poisons of those 21st birthday indulgences.
The birthday boy, Daniel Costenbader, registered a 0.18 blood-alcohol ratio, which makes me wonder how he was even coherent enough to find his way to the football field. Of course, he did get caught while trying to steal that trophy, so I would expect conference rival Iowa to be uninterested. They only take real football players who can outrun the police.
Area man charged after Penn State drinking spree [Themorningcall.com]
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While camping out for tickets at Beaver Stadium, we broke in and ran onto the field. Our alcohol level was at or near that guy's. I guess we're not as cool though because we didn't try to steal a trophy or have to smash a glass door.
He got the arrested part down, now if only this guy could rush the quarterback I'm sure JoePa could find a spot for him on his squad
This is way too easy. Next...
0.18 isn't really that much of a BAC. I mean, it's drunk but it's not quite 21st birthday drunk.