--The Pirates downed the Brewhahas by a count of 8-4 behind four hits from Nate McLouth and longballs courtesy of Jason Bay and Xavier Nady. Tonight it's Duke and Zambrano at 7:05 as the Pirates play the Cubs...again.

--The PG had quite the Penguins blowout today, capped off with their own Indiana Jones-themed section. Lots of goodies through that link.

--The Trib reminds us that the Pens can't afford the whole roster. Unless Ray Shero convinces every one of them to give a hometown discount. Which means the Penguins can't afford the whole roster.

--I'm a few days late on this, but some sad news from Dock Ellis, who needs a liver transplant.

--The Wholey's story from earlier today made it to the front page of ESPN.com. Well played, Wholey's. Well played indeed.

--Jim Leyland on the Pens-Wings: "No comment."

--Chris Chelios won the Stanley Cup a year before Sidney Crosby was born.

--Canada's Prime Minister says Wings over Pens.

--JoePa appeared in Pittsburgh and said that he backs a playoff system. OK, so I agreed with Bob Smizik and Joe Paterno in the same week. I must be getting old.

--Ever heard the ads for LifeLock where the CEO gives out his social security number? Might've been a bad idea.

--A 1961 Ferrari California Spyder sold for $10,894,900 at an auction in Maranello, Italy, Saturday--the highest price ever paid for a vintage car at auction.

--Heard the rumors about Mike Tyson vs. Kimbo Slice? Don't think that's going to happen, for the sole reason that Tyson looks like he ate Kimbo Slice.

--Maybe Notre Dame product Jeff Samaridijizjaaidjia should've stuck to football?

--Any Pens fan would want to check out the Yinz Love Da Guins webshow.

--Is Randy Moss' wearing of a WVU jacket somehow a shot at his alma mater of Marshall?

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